Comments on: Go Ahead, Make Me Laugh

By: Michael Seese

Michael Seese — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:10:00 +0000

In reply to Angle. Um.... What? Please clarify. :)

By: Angle

Angle — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:45:00 +0000

Three men are chinese and don’t speak any english.
They knew they needed jobs though.
The first man got a job as a waiter and learned to say ” forks and knives, forks and knives.”
The second man didn’t get a job but learned he loved football so he learned to say, “We did it, We did it!”
The third man got a job as a candy man. He learned to say, “Goody, Goody Gumdrops, Goody, Goody Gumdrops!”
There was a dead duck on the side walk. The police man drove up and asked, “Who did this?”
“We did it we did it.”
“What did you do it with?”
“Forks and knives!”
“You are all goin’ to jail!”
“Goody goody gumdrops!”

By: Angle

Angle — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:34:00 +0000

In reply to Michael Seese. Um...

By: Angle

Angle — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:33:00 +0000

In reply to Brenda K.. Thats funny

By: Cindy

Cindy — Fri, 17 May 2013 02:47:00 +0000

In reply to Marilynn Byerly. rofl

By: Winner of the Joke Contest - Rachelle Gardner

Winner of the Joke Contest - Rachelle Gardner — Thu, 16 May 2013 03:01:19 +0000

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By: Tammy Grace

Tammy Grace — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:34:00 +0000

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, you gotta help me. I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you….”

By: Naomi

Naomi — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:07:00 +0000

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman say ” why the long face”

By: Jeanette Andersen

Jeanette Andersen — Mon, 13 May 2013 02:44:00 +0000

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
My damn foot stuck in the door.

By: Matthew Arnold Stern

Matthew Arnold Stern — Sun, 12 May 2013 20:17:00 +0000

How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb. It depends on the writer:
* Non-fiction writers would research Edison’s original patents to see how he intended light bulbs to be screwed in.
* Biographers would study Edison’s childhood to see what influences caused him to design light bulbs to be screwed in that way.
* Romance writers use candles.
* Fantasy writers use torches.
* Alternate history writers would describe how light bulbs would be different if Nikola Tesla invented them and lit them with free wireless electricity.
* Science fiction writers would create a humanoid being capable of seeing in low light and not requiring light bulbs.
* Erotica writers know the fun stuff happens when the lights are off.

By: Lynn Mosher

Lynn Mosher — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:26:00 +0000

In reply to Jon Seale. LOL Love what goes through a kid's mind! Too funny!

By: Christine

Christine — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:07:00 +0000

In reply to P J Casselman. This one made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Andrew! :)

By: Christine

Christine — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:03:00 +0000

In reply to Martha Reynolds. Very clever!

By: Dina Santorelli

Dina Santorelli — Sun, 12 May 2013 14:22:00 +0000

In reply to Hannah Little. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. :)